I Am So over Being a Loser by Barry Loser
A Junior Fiction
Barry's mom has become a bit of celebrity, and now he can't go anywhere without seeing a poster of her eating a cookie or wiggling her butt in a pair of jeans. It's so annoyingly embarrassing, and everyone at school is making fun of him. But you can't keep Barry down for long. With the help of his napkin collection, new girl Nancy Verkenwerken, and a snail called Snailypoos, Barry is determined to prove once and for all that he is not a loser.